Three blondes (natural) died and found themselves standing before St.
Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had
to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have
a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and
exchange gifts."
St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.
The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,
"So,
tell me."
She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
Jewish
festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His
disciples
when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans
hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in
a
tomb behind a very large boulder ...
St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."
Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the
boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more
weeks of basketball."
St. Peter fainted.
> 15 wayz 2 make ur parents think ur insane > 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. > 2. Moo when they say your name. > 3. Run into walls. > 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. > 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge > grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine > 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" > 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I???m a retard" > 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the > time. > 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out > with you!!" > 10. Do what they actually tell you. > 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. > 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead > people. > 13. At everything they say yell, Liar. lol...hahaha...luv yall mady | 
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